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Superheroes Have Issues Too by Drekeagan Superheroes Have Issues Too by Drekeagan
Bought this graphic tee from a guy selling superhero shirts at a mall. I found this shirt to be hilarious. I actually don't know all the characters on the shirt, so please feel welcome to tell me the names of the ones I don't know.

Batman- Needs anger management (true)

Dr. Fate- Painfully Shy

Firestorm- Hot head

Green Lantern- Greenous Envy

The Flash- Speed Freak

The Riddler- Bipolar

Superman- Dual Personality

Green Arrow- Borderline Personality

The Joker- Just Crazy :rofl:

Lois Lane- An Enabler :confused:

Wonder Woman- Gamophobic (Fears Marriage) messed up, but true.

Darkseid- Needs A Hug :rofl:

Plasticman- Wraps himself Around Work

Catwoman- Delusional (thinks she's a cat)

Aquaman- Fish Fetish

Robin- In Denial

Red Tornado- Dresses Up for Attention (this dude sorta looks like Aang from Avatar The Last Airbender)

The Penguin- Morbidly Obese (true)

Batgirl- Mrs. Right Now

Hawkman- Suffers From Bird Flu

Update: Thanks to a a couple of people who commented, I now know all of the characters on the shirt.
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:icondvartgal13:
DvArtGal13 Featured By Owner May 29, 2014
LOL HAHA OMFG HYSTERICAL!!!!
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:iconr-gonz:
R-gonz Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2013
How about:

Shazam/Captain Marvel: Peter Pan Complex
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:icondrekeagan:
Drekeagan Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2013
That would be hilarious :)
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:iconcoreyamurray:
CoreyAMurray Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2012
Have you read Watchmen?
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:icondrekeagan:
Drekeagan Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2012
No, why do you ask?
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:iconcoreyamurray:
CoreyAMurray Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2012
I was just curious. Also, Watchmen is considered by many to be the greatest comic book of all time. You should read it and decide for yourself.
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:icondrekeagan:
Drekeagan Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2012
I'll try to look into it when I get the chance.
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:icontheemberraven:
TheEmberRaven Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2012  Student General Artist
I bought this shirt yesterday. Sooo awesome. :)
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:icondrekeagan:
Drekeagan Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2012
Yeah, it is an awesome one, and some of my friends wish there was a marvel equivalent to it :lol:
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:icontheemberraven:
TheEmberRaven Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2012  Student General Artist
Yeah I wish.
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:iconcavery210:
Cavery210 Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2012
I have this shirt!
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:icondrekeagan:
Drekeagan Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2012
At least one other person said that to me as well. And I have seen it referenced on other websites as well.
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:iconxne:
Xne Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
This is great. :) I've been looking for a better picture so I can see what was on it. I might get one too. :D
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:icondrekeagan:
Drekeagan Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2011
So I guess it was a good idea that I put the descriptions in the artist's comments section then :) And yeah, if you like superheroes then this is a great shirt. Anyone who's familiar with DC comics will get the jokes behind most of them.
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:iconbatmanfan11:
batmanfan11 Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2011  Hobbyist Artist
wut does borderline personality mean
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:icondrekeagan:
Drekeagan Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2011
I haven't read many comics (I prefer the DC animated universe) but Green Arrow is another rich guy turned vigilante, similar to Batman and iron Man. From what I understand, he can be kind of a dick, especially to his wife Black Canary. His superhero gimmick is also really outdated, so he seems a bit crazy to use arrows when most people have guns. He also doesn't have any superpowers. He also isn't as formidable physically and mentally as batman, so he's taking a huge risk dressing up as Robin Hood and fighting super villains with nothing but his trick arrows.
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:iconalicesuperhero:
AliceSuperHero Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
ooo! i love!
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:icondrekeagan:
Drekeagan Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2011
I'm glad you do :)
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:iconcaco-holic:
Caco-holic Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2011
LMFAO i have that shirt too!
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:icondrekeagan:
Drekeagan Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2011
Really?! It would be even funnier if it was from the same guy :lol: In my opinion, the funniest are Batman, Wonder Woman, Joker, Darkseid, and Aquaman. And after a bit of thought, I realized that Lois Lane is pretty funny as well.
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:iconcaco-holic:
Caco-holic Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2011
lol my fave Batmans mr freezes and Aquaman XDD
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:icondrekeagan:
Drekeagan Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2011
Actually, Mr.Freeze isn't on here. You might be have mistaken Darkseid for him because the two have somewhat similar looking heads. And yeah, Batman is so angry it's ridiculous; all other heroes and villains know to back away when he's pissed :lol: And everyone wonders just what exactly Aquaman does under the ocean anyway :lol: That, and the fact that other heroes get mad because it takes a lot to get him off his soggy ass and hep out on land.
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:iconcaco-holic:
Caco-holic Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2011
oh...and LMAO im sorry i find Aquaman to be THE MOST useless of all superheroes
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:icondrekeagan:
Drekeagan Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2011
yeah, I agree with you on Aquaman being useless. I heard that's why they replaced him with Hawk-girl in the original Justice League cartoon. When Superman sent out the call for Earth's heroes to unite to fight an alien invasion, Aquaman couldn't drag his ass out of Atlantis to help them. At least that's my theory, as he does show up later in the show, just not as one of the seven founding members.
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:iconcaco-holic:
Caco-holic Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2011
LOL i wonder what he does dont there thats SO DAMN IMPORTANT that he cant help out! actually strike that, ima lil afraid to find out that answer lol
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:icondrekeagan:
Drekeagan Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2011
I think they even made a joke about that in batman: the Brave and the Bold. Supposedly, since I never watched the show, Batman doesn't particularly care for Aquaman because he's a big, boorish fellow who's always hitting on the female superheroes and bragging about his adventures under the seas (which probably involve banging mermaids or maybe even regular fish.) Then again, there's Atlanteans in Aquaman's world as well, who are human in appearance. Anyway you look at it, Aquaman appears to have some weird tastes :lol:
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:iconbarney-nedward:
barney-nedward Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2010  Professional Writer
riddler is actually obsessive compulsive a sufferer of OCD
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:icondrekeagan:
Drekeagan Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2010
Yeah, I remember that :)
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:iconmindslave24-7:
Mindslave24-7 Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
true, so true.
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:iconmidnight-cobra:
Midnight-Cobra Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Interesting. :lmao: But why is Dr. Fate labeled ????
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:icondrekeagan:
Drekeagan Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2010
That's because I didn't know who Dr. Fate was. I wrote in the artist's comments for people to identify those who I had labeled as ???? The previous commenter identified three of the ones that I didn't know and now you've identified the last one. Thanks a lot :)
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:iconmidnight-cobra:
Midnight-Cobra Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Ahhh, lol. Okay then. Glad to help out!
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:icondanwashere:
DANwashere Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2010
????- Painfully Shy

FIRESTORM- Hot head

PLASTIC MAN- Wraps himself Around Work

RED TORNADO- Dresses Up for Attention (this dude sorta looks like Aang from Avatar The Last Airbender)


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LOIS LANE- An Enabler
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:icondrekeagan:
Drekeagan Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2010
Thanks a lot man. Plastic man and fire storm make a lot of sense now :)
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